banana p*rn

after i posted about the cauliflower sheep in dylan's library book, my mom called.

"it was just like that one i sent you!"

i've seen the odd creepy vegetable on a poster here and there, but i didn't recall receiving a book.

"you know, on the computer," she insisted.

aha.

my mom got a mac and just learned how to go online last year.  subsequently, she sends forwards with the enthusiam of a late-nineties middle school girl.

"mom, i never read fowards.  i've told you that.  actually i told you not to send them."

"you'll like this one.  it's funny.  i'll just send it again."

awesome.

now, as the whole topic came up discussing dylan's vegetable-animal counting book, i thought perhaps my mom wanted me to share this with her, but apparently not.

"it's a little risque..." my mom warned.

um, ok...

so i open the re-sended forward and discovered:

racist eggs,

nightmare-inducing fruit,

and banana p*rn.

thanks, mom.  i will never look at food the same way again.

and you're welcome, everyone else:)

edited to add that i had to change the wording to p*rn because i was getting actual google searches for the original "banana p*rn."  i'm not exactly sure what they were looking for, but i hope they find it somewhere else.  no dirty creepers here, please.  kthanks.